Just a little more Avengers stuff...

Behind a cut because it's long.



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Another variation of Nick Fury's Go the Fuck to Sleep:



I don't know what's funnier, Thor using his hammer as a teething ring, Natasha with her pacifier (actually, that's kind of cute), or Fury wearing fluffy pink slippers.

A brilliant re-telling of Go the Fuck to Sleep:

Thor, put your hammer down.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you?
Just go the fuck to sleep.

It’s time for Tony to go to bed.
JARVIS won’t make a peep.
You can be a billionaire playboy tomorrow.
Now go the fuck to sleep.

Steve is curled up on his shield.
The lights are out on the street.
Time to dream of apple pies.
And go the fuck to sleep.

Even Bruce is all hulked out.
No more giants leaps.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s tired.
So he went the fuck to sleep.

Clint never misses bedtime.
His purple blanket is in a heap.
Clint, get out of Natasha’s bed.
And go the fuck to sleep.

Natasha has had enough of this.
It’s sleeper-holds for the weak.
That’s why she’s my favorite agent.
She’s going the fuck to sleep.

Even Coulson is ready for bed.
To dream of tazing sheep.
Supernanny marathon’s on tomorrow.
So go the fuck to sleep.


The Avengers are all in bed now.
I think I’m gonna weep.
Good thing I’ve already got one eye closed.
I’m going the fuck to sleep.

written by flatbear@tumblr

Pure genius. "Clint, get out of Natasha's bed." :p




And one Hawkeye/Black Widow pic because they're awesome.



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